Mark: Vocals & Keyboards
Mark is 154 years old and performed his first professional gig singing stephen foster ditties for abraham lincoln. After a brief period of being chained inside a coffin, Mark moved to albuquerque...
Izzy: Keyboards & Vocals
Izzy Thare?
Lynn: Drums, Percussion, & Vocals
Lynn makes Hot Sauce.
Geoff: Guitar, Guitar Synth, & Vocals
Geoff keeps ignoring what we told him at rehersal.
Ian: Guitar & Vocals
Ian hadn't heard many of these songs before.
David: Bass & Vocals
David's bass is older than Ian. And David doesn't really sing.
Bryan: Visuals
Bryan has a bitchin projector.
Mr. Briam: Sound
Influences: The Monkees, The Ramones, Devo, Ohio Express, did I mention The Ramones?, TV commercials, Hanna & Barbera, Bowie, Little Debbies' snack cakes, Christian rock of the 1950s, The Suburbs (the band, not the place), Eno, The Sensational Alex Harvey Band, The Archies, The Partridge Family, Black Sabbath, fear of literalism, Satan, God, Chemicals in our brains (occurring naturally or otherwise), the environment, our genes, Led Zeppelin, Randy Newman, Pretty Pictures, Ugly Pictures, primate behavior, Blondie, John Waters, Jayne County, minimalism, maximalism (apparently not a word according to Microsoft), confusion, anxiety, the smell of Lysol and cigarette smoke, really loud things, coffee, and LOVE.
